Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Savannah, y'all


Dad came to visit last week and we went to Savannah.  I was thrilled to visit Paula Deen's restaurant.  As you can see, Paula's cardboard cutout was equally thrilled to meet me.  For those of you not familiar with her work, she presides over a southern cooking multimedia empire.  We had dinner at her "The Lady and Sons" restaurant, and even though we only had crab cakes and salad, we were totally defeated by the quantities of food and the fat content. Our waiter was concerned, and we had to assure him that the dinner was delicious, but we were from the North.  The thing that did me in was the visit from the young lady who introduced herself as "The Bread Girl", and who encouraged you to put maple syrup on your corn bread pancakes.

We also visited the birthplace of Juliette Gordon Low, founder of the American Girl Scouts.  Our tour guide was straight from central casting, and kept referring to all of us as "babies", i.e. "The chandeliers are original to the house, babies."  I learned to my amusement that Juliette's no-good drunk of a husband died of a "social disease", and apparently, tour groups of Girl Scouts find this fascinating.  The guide said the girls always try to guess which one did Mr. Low in.   

Sunday, May 24, 2009

GGG

Yesterday I held a yard sale.  It was moderately successful, considering that it was rainy and chilly all day.  Several people commented that my signage was excellent.  Indeed, I devoted a lot of thought to lines of sight and letter size when making and posting my signs, and I invested in helium balloons to mark the path to amazing deals.  

Yard sales always attract interesting characters.  A fellow, whose appearance struck me as a public service announcement about the dangers of smoking, glanced at my stuff and asked "Do you have any guitars?" (I should note that his pronunciation of guitar placed emphasis on the first syllable, "GUItar.")

I smiled and answered, "No, I'm afraid I'm not very musical."
"Are you sure?"
(Sure that I'm not musical?)
"No, sorry." 
He continued, "When I come to these sales I always ask people to dig around a bit because it might be worth it to them.  Do you have any old or broken gold?"
"No, sorry - just what you see here."
"How about guns - you got any guns?"
I tried very hard to restrain my eyebrows from shooting up to the top of my forehead. 
"No, no guns for sale here."
As he walked away, he declared loudly "Guitars, Guns and Gold - that's what I'm looking for."

And I haven't even moved to Texas yet.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Mollie on TV

A while back, Mollie and I were out for a walk when we were stopped by a tv crew doing a story on animal rights organizations.  The resulting footage of Mollie is at 0:19:

http://www.wsbtv.com/video/19453136/index.html