More pearls of college wisdom

I'm making some extra cash by rating State of Georgia standardized tests to assess college students' writing.  Some hilarious insights from these young minds:

"In the early 1400s nobody had a clue what smoking did to their bodies."

"Before Hillary other women had not run for the 'Master and Commander' position in the U.S."

And my favourite so far:

"Some well-established families have children who eventually become gothic."